Thursday, May 26, 2011

So just what DOES Bobby do while I'm away?

This was a question we found ourselves pondering on our way to the tea house this afternoon so we came up with what we think is a pretty close approximation of how Bobby amuses himself when I'm not there to adore 24/7.

In no particular order, here are the top 10 things we think Bobby partakes in when he thinks nobody is watching (it makes it more exciting for my web cam if it's Au Natural):

Top 10 Things Bobby does around the House when Anna is Out of Town

10. This almost goes without saying- making out with Applesauce
Those pointers have the come-hither eyes down pat
9.  Dancing around Risky Business style but instead of an oxford-style business shirt, he's using a fishing shirt
Just take those old records off the shelf...... what's the next line again?
8. Getting caught up with The Secret Life of an American Teenager. Will Amy and Ricky finally get married? It's a nail biter!

Um, who's my baby daddy again?
7. Staging his own cooking show using only the ingredients found in the pantry as outlined in the Lose Weight Quickly post. Just how do you get white chocolate and ravioli to go together? Check out the web cam at www.myhotpolarican.com  soon to find out!

You can never be too careful when chopping the balls off- grasp both testicles firmly!
6. Straps some medium grit sandpaper to a lumpy pillow to simulate my legs and cuddles up to it in bed while watching The Secret Life of an American Teenager

Honey, did you shave? There's a noticable decrease in hair tonight.....
5. Searches EBay for hours on end to try to finish off his Precious Moments collection


That damn user Gr&ma4Jesus on Ebay might have gotten the rest, but this puppy is mine!
 4. Refills all the fat-free Miracle Whip jars with full fat Miracle Whip to make me think I'm going nuts
I don't think you're ready for this jelly
3. Trying out that new crimped hairstyle he saw on Project Runway a few weeks ago
First the hair, next the eye makeup!
2. Chasing skirts at the 40 and over nightclub New York NY on US 19

You gotta take it where you can get it sometimes
And the number one thing Bobby enjoys while Anna is out of town is..............

1. Making a guest performance at the midnight showing at the St. Pete showing of Rocky Horror Picture Show as Dr. Frank N Furter

Pulling. It. Off.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh Bobby, I feel SO sorry for you!

Robert Matos said...

So you feel my pain?

Joseph Richmond said...

I guess you didn't tell him about all those video cameras you've installed. Well played