|This is a nicer version of the first stolen leash.|
|If you poop on the lawn you'll get a treat when we get inside!|
|This would be Porkchop if I tried walking him without a leash. Would that make you happy, j-hole?|
|Give us all your money! And whatever leashes you have behind the counter too!|
The girl who will kick your ass if she sees you with her leashes ever again. And I'm serious. I'm running low on my meds so I'm batshit crazy these days.
|That's right. If you see this comin' at ya, you'd better run!|